A fun crop of #StuffMyGirlSays

 

Age 4

 "Please Mom, I can make it safe with my magic powers."

Age 4 

Me, "You need to stay in control when you are on your bike."

She, "In control doesn't sound very fun."

Age 5 

Things you don't want to hear when your daughter is giving you a "fancy tattoo" on your back. "Stay still mom, I'm using my scissors now."

Age 8 

I said, "I'm sorry I haven't been that much fun today."

#StuffMyGirlSays, "That's ok. You're not usually that much fun anyway."

#ThatOneStungABit

Age 10

#StuffMyGirlSays regarding making friends, " Hi.Bye. That's how most relationships go."

#JadedAtTen?!

Age 8

#StuffMyGirlSays "I'm here to give you a quick face paint. I think you would look much better as a cat". ---See pics!

Age 8

Watching the Amazing Race,Rob says "If your boyfriend is ever that mean I would hit him with a baseball bat."

#StuffMyGirlSays "Dad, I would do it myself."

(Talk about how it is NOT OK to hit people with baseball bats... And a bit proud that she wouldn't take bad behavior.)

Age 8

#StuffMyGirlSays after watching a squirrel spend a good 10 minutes washing his face and paws.

"Mr. Squirrel do you wash like that everyday or are you going to a party?"

Age 7

Me, "Please take that stuff back to your room."

#StuffMyGirlSays "Is that a trick? You've been tricking me a lot lately."

#LOLTrickyMommaWantsYoutoPickUp!

Age 6

#StuffMyGirlSays "Do you want to be a fairy? There is no maybe. Yes or no?" 

#YodaFairyMaster?

Age 5

#StuffMyGirlSays in the third person, as she conducts her homemade airplane competition in the back yard, "The flowers aren't really working for Jessie. Perhaps she needs to make better wings. I just don't know if she can win."

Age 4

At the park, "OK I am going home, you should play with your grown ups now."

Age 3

"Am I still three mommy?"  Yes you are. A few minutes pass... "How old am I now?" Still three. "I want to be four faster."