Return to the Jungle!

 Quite a bumpercrop of #StuffMyGirlSays today, along with a return to the living room jungle!

Age 13

Upon hearing that her Dad was looking for a cute name for her...( After calling me his " pooky boo boo of love") 

#SuffMyGirlSays

"...my life has reached an all time low."

Age 8

Me, "Look at that cloud! Doesn't it look like a Honu?"

#StuffMyGirlSays, "I see a turtle and it is peeing on a cat's elbow and the cat is fighting a ninja who is leaping over a big dragon."

#CloudOneUpmanshipNailed

Age 7

Me, "Has being snotty ever worked?"

#StuffMyGirlSays "Once it did. I remember it actually did once."

The rest of the conversation:

Dad, "Do you think trying something else might be better?"

She, in sweetest voice, "Daddy could you get my backpack for me, please?"

Age 7

#StuffMyGirlSays "Do you know what I'm thinking?" 

Me, "No, what are you thinking?"

She, "That's the problem! I don't remember!"

Age 6

#StuffMyGirlSays, "When I am president I will fix all the bad rules and I will clip all hangnails."  :)

RE Foreign policy: First she had to get clear, she asked "Is Japan a foreign a country?" Then she said "We should be friends with other countries. We should learn their language if we visit and we should teach them ours. We should be nice."

Age 5

#StuffMyGirlSays "Nonnie, I think you must be as old as a triangle."

Nonnie, "How old is that?" 

J, "Three, no ten. At least ten."

(I'm as old as dinosaurs and my mom is 10!! LOL She must be doing something right!!)

Age 4

I am slightly disturbed by the number of role plays my daughter comes up with in which the mother has died.

Age 4

I've been invited to "a show in the Jungle." (See pics)

Age 3

"We have a nice life. How did we get here?"  (Deep thoughts from The Girl today!)

Age 3

I swear she leads some kind of secret life -- she told me she learned something "at school the other day" which is interesting since she has never been to one.

#stuffmygirlsays