Two year-old Jess on a roll!

 Two-year-old Jess was on a roll this week! Including giving herself a new haircut!

Age 15

I don't want to eat my mac and cheese when I'm sad. It makes the mac and cheese bad.

Age 10

What should I do to be a better parent?

 "I know what I want, which is for you to give more electronics time but what you should probably do is give me less."

Age 6

Me, "Please get off the counter."

She, "Okay."

Me, "You didn't get off the counter."

She "Oh. I thought (saying) Okay was enough."

Age 6

"I can't clean. You're a better cleaner than I am."

Me, "That is why you need to learn. You can't spend your whole life not cleaning anything."

She, "Yes I can. I can make my husband do it."

Age 6

Maybe TMI but so cute!

While on the toilet, "I just had that lovely feeling after waiting too long to go potty that I just want to stay here for the rest of my life."

Age 5

LOL #StuffMyGirlSays regarding Brooklyn after I told her my Dad grew up there... "Is that in America? It sounds like another country!!"

Age 4

"Push this!" Pointing to "button" (knot)on bracelet. What does it do I ask? "It makes rainbows all over the world!"  Hope you are enjoying yours!!!

Age 4

"Look mom, these ants are playing follow the leader! Now they are huddling up!" and with complete joy, "It is an ant party in our kitchen!"

Age 3

"I think it was a really great day today mommy."

Age 3

"Mommy are you a little old?"

Age 2

"You probably like it mommy? We need to go buy it. Not this day. How about a morrow?" -- what do we need to buy tomorrow you ask? "A blue one or how about pink?" convertable!!! (Commentary provided by Jessie while driving on the highway yesterday. And yes, Mommy probably like it!)

Age 2

"Hello Birdie. How is your day? Thanks for coming to my apple tree"

Age 2

"I like a big hug!"  

Age 2

I heard "No don't pat-ti-pate (participate!) mom" when I dared to sing along with Raffy!

(I can't really carry a tune... what was I thinking?!!!)

Age 2

Shhhh mommy! No talking. I need to hear the quiet. It not so loud.