Some of the latest from memories.
The photo is the one shared reluctantly, after she failed to provide a first day of 11th grade photo I requested (because of course I wouldn't be able to take a teen approved one at that time!) 😂
Age 10
Talking about Brain vs Esophagus/Heart freeze, I said I never heard of that. Rob jokes, "You have to have a heart for that one."
#StuffMyGirlSays, "That was an amazing burn Dad!"
Age 10
Rob after telling Jess about movie Super Size Me, "What if you only ate Mac and Cheese for thirty days?"
#StuffMyGirlSays, " I've done it."
#AreWeBadParents? Lol
Age 8
#StuffMyGirlSays, "All day long you have been telling me to clean stuff and what do I get out of it?
Me, "Clean stuff."
She, "That really isn't good enough."
Age 6
#StuffMyGirlSays "Momma, I just thought of something super, super, really dangerous."
#ThisDoesNotEndWell
Thankfully her scheme (a complex system of ledges to hang from and sit upon) requires significant engineering skills not currently available to her... tune-in in 3-5 years!
Age 5
#StuffMyGirlSays "Don't worry mom, everyone who has a kid has a messy house."
Age 5
"I think my talents are blowing bubbles and flying."
Age 5
"What's hair mousse mom? Does it make your hair look like a moose?"
Age 5
"Please don't Speck-a-late Daddy." (Daddy was "speculating" about who may have made the mess lol)
Age 4
"That wasn't hitting, I just heartily touched your arm."
(Where did she learn the word "heartily" ?!! and I disagree it was hitting!)
Age 4
Jessie, could you please help out and pick up your toys. "No thank you mom. I just want to be a sitting girl right now."
Age 3
Regarding plans to meet mom at home. Rob says, "Mommy's home now." Jessie says, "I still want to go to the park." Daddy to Jessie, "Isn't that like throwing mommy under the bus." Jessie thinks about it, "NO! It is only a LITTLE BIT throwing her under the bus. Let's go to the park!"
Age 2
"You ate all your broccoli, good job mommy!"
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